My Agent Doug

So my agent Doug is not very good. He's been arranging with Ozzy Osbourne to get me on The Osbournes reality show since around Christmas - Ozzy and I are brahs ever since he wrote the theme song for my show - but it turns out The Osbournes went off the air in 2005. Ozzy didn't know this or he thinks it's still 2005, or possibly 1975, and Doug's no better and I guess I'm no better as I thought the show was still on the air myself. Anyways, I won't be appearing on The Osbournes.